Sunday, October 21, 2007

Insurance and Sex


Things are slowly but surely falling into place despite an incredibly full weekend with family "stuff."

One of the things I did yesterday was get travel insurance. My greatest fear is getting sick or hurt while traveling--especially since I will be traveling without Eric the second half of the trip. I want airlifted out if something happens!

Speaking of getting sick, I was watching Dr. Oz on Oprah. (Oops!! Did I really just say that out loud??? I once heard SAHM should NEVER say they stay home watching Oprah all day.)

Let's try that again. I was home watching a talk show. . . Wait a minute! That sounds even worse! Like I watch Jerry Springer or something.

Hmmm...let's just skip to my conversation with Eric.

"Honey, I was listening to this world renown cardiologist today on a channel for the intellectually gifted."

"Uh-huh."--Eric in a distracted voice.

"This doctor said that men will live longer if they have sex at least four times a week."

"Really?"--Eric in a suddenly very undistracted voice with a really happy look on his face.

"Yeah, isn't that amazing??? And I got to thinking about that study and the fact you are the only breadwinner and how this adoption has wiped out our savings account (and then some). So, when I got the travel insurance today I went ahead and upped your life insurance."

Starting out the day with some laughs! Four days baby! Four days!

1 comment:

Kelli said...

Haha! FOUR DAYS!!!!