Monday, November 10, 2008

Do you wear shorts and a parka at the same time?

So, now you all know I was caught wearing a sweatshirt, vest, sweatpants, socks and SANDLES all at the same time--just trying to make a fashion statement! Geesh!

My sister sent me this about Oregonians but it could also be true of those living in the state of Washington or Idaho. Funny--and true!



THIS IS WHAT JEFF FOXWORTHY HAS TO SAY ABOUT OREGONIANS!

If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work
> there, you live in Oregon .
>
> If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in Oregon .
>
> If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed the
> wrong number, you live in Oregon .
>
> If 'vacation' means going anywhere south of Salt Lake City for the
> weekend, you live in Oregon .
>
> If you measure distance in hours, you live in Oregon .
>
> If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you live in
> Oregon .
>
> If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' and back again in the same day,
> you live in Oregon .
>
> If you install security lights on your house and garage but leave both
> unlocked, you live in Oregon .
>
> If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard
> without flinching, you live in Oregon .
>
> If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you
> live in Oregon .
>
> If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph --you're going 80, and
> everyone is still passing you, you live in Oregon .
>
> If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with
> snow, you live in Oregon .
>
> If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road
> construction, you live in Oregon .
>
> If you find 10 degrees 'a little chilly', you live in Oregon .
>
> If you actually understand these jokes, you live in Oregon .

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